Monday 28 July 2008

Things have to get worse before they get better...

... (at least that’s the line coming from our new owners, GuestHotels). I’ve got wires hanging out of my ceiling, gaps in my floorboards, and a broken window. I haven’t been this naked since the day I was born in 1906! Some peeping Tom of a photographer came in today to record me in my state of undress, and he said something about the snaps going up right here on my blog, so there’s no point in denying it: I’m in a right old state.

But just wait until September - I’m going to be GORGEOUS! I mean, I’ve had the odd minor makeover in the past, but this is a whole new order. And it’s not just me. The Hall told me (through the central heating pipes) that some chap spent hours rubbing cream into her mahogony the other day. She said she hasn’t felt that loved for over 100 years!

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